Paris Museums + Art Spaces Guide

The answer to most questions, for me anyway, is a museum. What are we doing today? MUSEUMS. Here in Paris we have the most dense collection of Places to See Art + Learn History in the world. So if you aren't sure what to do -- pick a museum. Art museums make my stupid life bearable for a whole 90 minutes, maybe 2 hours, and depending on what I found, I usually exit fully buzzing, my brains scrambled like brunch. I have to reevaluate the world and my place in it after being thoroughly slapped upside the neurons. History museums, in contrast, are like nourishment and give me new madcap stories to lord over the clever people I take around town to see the sights. (Did you know Napoleon once kidnapped the pope?)


Why do you want to visit our museums? Maybe you were told you have to see the Louvre or something if you visit Paris and you don't wan't to look dense. Well I'm one of the stupidest fucks around and I'm in Les Musées the regular. So. No magic bullet there. Maybe you are a decadent Western fuck who wants to wear your visit to Paris like an ornament, instagramming all the must-see sights to make the bitches/exes at home jealous. (Not judging -- my personal Insta 100% exists to bother my exes.) Maybe you're a decadent Eastern fuckwit who wants everyone back home to get jelly (#allbitchesmatter). We all do it. In Paris, the world's most opulent socialists invented luxe, but that's a rant for the STYLE section...






Here is the PARIS MUSEUMS >> EDIT.





ART & DESIGN

BY ARRONDISSEMENT

A TO Z

FASHION

HISTORY

NATURAL HISTORY

ART SPACES

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